Ducks in a Row: Final 24 Hours!
Apr. 13th, 2026 12:31 pmA huge, HUGE thank you to everyone yesterday who helped spread the word about our campaign to fund publishing our next two anthologies: Ducks in a Row: A Curated Collection of Stories and Duxxx in a Row: A Curated Collection of Explicit Stories. With your help (and of course the awesome support of the people who decided to buy one or more of the books!) we’ve reached our base funding goal!
Our campaign will officially end, successfully, tomorrow at 10 a.m. Eastern time, but we’ll be open for late pledges for at least a couple weeks, so even if you miss the deadline, you won’t miss the books!
Check out our Kickstarter to get two anthologies with over 40 stories, and some fun merch too!

phrases that m deploys way too often in real life that only they think are funny
Apr. 13th, 2026 12:45 pm- "If you work hard and believe in yourself, then X", where "X" is something that absolutely can not be accomplished simply by working hard and believing in oneself. Ex: "Cis men can get pregnant if they work hard and believe in themselves."
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Apr. 13th, 2026 12:42 pmFan Translation of Miss Profiler (侧写师小姐)
Apr. 12th, 2026 08:49 pmThe translator is Berps and the main page for the translation is here. Berps has also translated some of the free-to-play material from the audio drama adaptation of the novel.
ALERT: Help DUCKS IN A ROW Reach Our Funding Goal!
Apr. 12th, 2026 11:06 amA very ill-timed nasty spring cold has meant I’ve been able to do way less promotion on our now-running Kickstarter to fund Ducks in a Row and Duxxx in a Row, curated collections of stories from Duck Prints Press’s first 2 years. We’ve got 48 hours left in our campaign, and we’re only 80% to our $9,000 goal – about $1700 short.
And all you need to do to help is boost this post (or a shareable version on another platform where we have a presence)! Of course, if you’re interested in the books, I hope you’ll check out the campaign, but we are a small press that relies on word-of-mouth for advertising. More people simply seeing that this project exists is critical as we try to make our goal before we run out of time.
Ready to learn more about what it’s about? Visit our Kickstarter now or read on!

Since Duck Prints Press was founded in January 2021, we have published over 200 stand-alone short stories by dozens of authors, ranging in length from just over 1,000 words up to 9,999 words. Most of these short stories are available for purchase individually from our webstore or are only available to people who back our Patreon… until now! With Ducks in a Row: A Curated Collection of Short Stories and Duxxx in a Row: A Curated Collection of Explicit Stories, Duck Prints Press dips into our vault, anthologizing stories we published from 2021 to 2023 into all-new collections!
Whether you’ve looked at our short story offerings and weren’t sure where to start, or you’ve heard about Duck Prints Press and wanted a tasting selection of what we offer, or you’ve wanted all your favorites in one lovely volume, or you had no idea we existed until today and just heard “short stories by queer authors” and said “SIGN ME UP,” Ducks in a Row and Duxxx in a Row have a little something for most everyone, with stories in different genres, with different types of characters, and by many different authors!
What we’re offering:
- Ducks in a Row: A Curated Collection of Stories: includes 22 stories by 22 different authors, 236 pages long, in e-book (no DRM!) and trade paperback formats.
- Duxxx in a Row: A Curated Collection of Explicit: includes 19 stories by 19 different authors, 264 pages long, in e-book (still no DRM!) and trade paperback formats.
- Art prints of the front covers: our gorgeous cover art is by Pallas Perilous, and we’ll be making it into 8 in x 10 in/20.3 cm x 25.4 cm matte art prints.
- Bookmarks of the front covers: you can see how we cropped the front cover art to make two charming bookmarks, 2 in x 6 in/5 cm x 10.2 cm, below! The backs will feature the (digital) signatures of all the book contributors.
- Red Bowtie Dux die-cut sticker: our adorable mascot, Dux, created by Alessa Riel, is red-feathered for this campaign sticker! You can learn more about Dux, our Press mascot, here.
- Red Bowtie Dux enamel pin: our first-ever enamel pin of our mascot will feature iridescent metal – including as the bowtie! – and pearlescent red enamel feathers.
- Our ENTIRE back catalog of print books (not the e-book only releases) are also being offered as campaign add-ons!
- Many of our past merchandise, such as stickers, enamel pins, magnets, and key chains, can also be added on!

Learn more about the contributors, the stories, the merch, the Press, the add-ons, the budget, the schedule, you name it, by visiting our campaign page!
thank you so much for the signal boosts, y'all.
The case of the missing notifications
Apr. 11th, 2026 11:58 pmI keep forgetting to post about this: we've been troubleshooting the "missing notifications" problem for the past few days. (Well, I say "we", really I mean Mark and Robby; I'm just the amanuensis.) It's been one of those annoying loops of "find a logical explanation for what could be causing the problem, fix that thing, observe that the problem gets better for some people but doesn't go away completely, go back to step one and start again", sigh.
Mark is hauling out the heavy debugging ordinance to try to find the root cause. Once he's done building all the extra logging tools he needs, he'll comment to this entry. After he does, if you find a comment that should have gone to your inbox and sent an email notification but didn't, leave him a link to the comment that should have sent the notification, as long as the comment itself was made after Mark says he's collecting them. (I'd wait and post this after he gets the debug code in but I need to go to sleep and he's not sure how long it will take!)
We're sorry about the hassle! Irregular/sporadic issues like this are really hard to troubleshoot because it's impossible to know if they're fixed or if they're just not happening while you're looking. With luck, this will give us enough information to figure out the root cause for real this time.
Agent from Above
Apr. 11th, 2026 07:51 pm
I've justed posted an extremely short review for this new Netflix show and thought I'd crosspost here.
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Since I’ve been travelling, I didn’t watch a lot. I did check out a new Taiwanese Netflix series though: Agent from Above. It’s about a Heavenly Agent (he's acting on behalf of the Third Heavenly Prince and gets missions via paper slips delivered by a bird) battling the forces of hell. Very entertaining, nicely shot and loveable characters. Strong found family tropes (humans and ghosts live together in an old “market” building.) The length was what actually made me check it out, it’s only 8 episodes long. I simply do not have the energy or time to invest in something long right now.
Someone on Tumblr compared its vibe to 2010s Canadian series and I can sort of understand what they mean.
Has anyone here watched it as well?
Calming the Wind and the Waves (定风波): Review
Apr. 11th, 2026 05:05 pmThe novel is set very specifically in the Tang Dynasty during the Wu Zetian's reign, starting just before she elevated herself to the throne. Our protagonist is Wang Jinyu, who comes from a respected literary (though not politically influential) family, and was raised as a boy by her parents for reasons I found deeply unconvincing (of which more below). As a child, she was playmates with Xiao Wanyin, daughter of a powerful and politically well-connected family. The plot fundamentally revolves around their long-running attempt to get married. There are many obstacles in the way, chief among them Wang Jinyu's relatively lower social status (her mother is her father's concubine, not his principal wife) and the Wang clan's lack of status at court. The situation is further complicated by the multiple proposals each of our leads receives from other quarters. Xiao Wanyin is pursued by sons of high-ranking nobles seeking an advantageous family connection, Wang Jinyu by young women who find her refreshingly and unconventionally courteous and gentle. Things come to a head when Wang Jinyu decides that the only way for her to achieve her aim of marrying Xiao Wanyin is to gain sufficiently high political office before Xiao Wanyin is married off to someone else. This is against the wishes of her parents, who're concerned about the whole 'the entire clan will be put to death if anyone, especially the emperor, ever discovers that you're a woman' thing.
I found this an incredibly frustrating read for a number of reasons.
( possible general spoilers )
( major ending spoiler )
This is one of those cross-dressing books where the protagonist's gender is very non-salient. Socially, politically and materially, very little of the story would have changed had Wang Jinyu been a boy instead.
I read the Chinese original of the novel here on JJWXC.
Weekly Chat
Apr. 11th, 2026 01:58 pmWhatever it is, talk to us about it here. Tell us what you liked or didn't like, and if you want to talk about spoilery things, please hide them under either of these codes:
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Pinch Hit available!
Apr. 10th, 2026 10:44 pmPhantasy Star, Star Ocean: Till the End of Time, Live a Live, and 2 non-video game fandoms
The deadline is ASAP/negotiable; ideally before 17:00 CEST (Paris) on Sunday.
For details and to claim, comment on the linked post above OR email extrapenguin@gmx.com OR message me on discord. Given the tight turn-around and the fact I can't reply to emails while sleeping, please don't feel like you need to wait for confirmation you got it.
Help Fight Book Bans: US Call to Action!
Apr. 10th, 2026 10:35 am