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Nov. 20th, 2025 07:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wolffylunaHorrible news: “CPR” by Cupcakke is the right BPM to do CPR to.
Imagine: your beloved collapses in a public place.
“Don’t worry!” A stranger says. “I know CPR. I’ll start it, while you go find an AED.”
You rush back with an AED to find the stranger flushed and sweaty, doing compressions while singing under their breath “🎵 I save dick by giving it CPR, I save dick by giving it CPR, let’s watch porn on the VCR🎵”
Imagine: your beloved collapses in a public place.
“Don’t worry!” A stranger says. “I know CPR. I’ll start it, while you go find an AED.”
You rush back with an AED to find the stranger flushed and sweaty, doing compressions while singing under their breath “🎵 I save dick by giving it CPR, I save dick by giving it CPR, let’s watch porn on the VCR🎵”
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Date: 2025-11-19 11:33 pm (UTC)