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I should not find the Hugo wank funny. But I do.

And what's funnier than them getting trademark law wrong is that they expected "you're being mean to degrading our intellectual property!" to fly with fans.

Like, oh no, not the intellectual property! As a fan, it is my highest priority that all intellectual property is treated with the utmost respect, and I never do anything to tarnish it's prestige. It is simply unthinkable!

I promise to make it my mission, using the prestige of my fractional Hugo, in the name of dignifying and respecting other's intellectual property, to fight against the disrespect of the all those people claiming to have fractional Hugos!