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For the last few months, my phone has been slowly dying. Every now and again, it would crash and turn itself off, and when you turned it back on it would be very convinced it had critically low battery, even though it had 50% battery. These crashes had been getting more and more frequent.

...these crashes, it turns out, can be solved with a new battery. Which is like $30.

My phone shall live! It shall rise once more!